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Your kitchen has reached that point. The point where you avoid looking too closely at the hob, the inside of the microwave is a crime scene, and something in the back of the fridge has developed its own ecosystem. You don't need a whole weekend. You need two focused hours and a plan. Let's go.
Before You Start
Gather your supplies: all-purpose cleaner, degreaser, microfiber cloths, a scrubbing brush, bin bags, rubber gloves, and something for the oven if it needs it. Put on a podcast or playlist that's roughly two hours long — it doubles as your timer.
Clear the counters completely. Everything off. Appliances, fruit bowls, random post, that pile of stuff that lives on the corner. Put it all on the kitchen table or floor temporarily. You can't clean around clutter.
Hour One: The Big Stuff (0:00 - 1:00)
Start with the oven. If it's bad, spray it with oven cleaner now and let it sit while you do everything else. Close the door and walk away.
Next, the fridge. Take everything out. Throw away anything expired, suspicious, or unidentifiable. Wipe every shelf and drawer with warm soapy water. Dry them. Put back only the things that belong there.
While the fridge shelves are drying, tackle the hob and extractor fan. Remove burner covers or grates and soak them in hot soapy water. Spray the hob with degreaser and let it sit. Wipe down the extractor fan and filter — if the filter is metal, soak it too.
Now the microwave. Put a bowl of water with lemon juice or vinegar inside and run it for three minutes. The steam loosens everything. Wipe it out easily.
Go back to the hob. Scrub the soaked grates, wipe down the degreased surface. It should come up much easier now.
Hour Two: The Details (1:00 - 2:00)
Wipe down all cabinet fronts, especially around handles where grease builds up. Don't forget the sides of cabinets and the top of the fridge — dust and grease love hiding there.
Clean the sink properly. Scrub it with a paste of baking soda and water. Clean around the taps and the drain. If you have a stainless steel sink, dry it and it'll shine.
Wipe down all appliances — kettle, toaster, coffee machine. Clean the outside of the dishwasher and washing machine if they're in the kitchen.
Clean the backsplash. Grease splatters accumulate here invisibly until you actually look. A degreaser and a microfiber cloth make quick work of it.
Now the floor. Sweep or vacuum first to get crumbs and debris. Then mop. Start at the far end and work toward the door so you don't trap yourself.
The Final 15 Minutes
Go back to the oven. Wipe out the cleaner. It should come off easily now. If there are stubborn spots, scrub with a paste of baking soda.
Put everything back on the counters — but be selective. Does everything need to be out? This is your chance to streamline. Keep only what you use daily on the counter. Everything else goes in a cupboard.
Take out the bin. Replace the bag. Wipe down the bin itself.
Stand back and admire your work. You've earned it.
Maintenance Tips to Stay Ahead
The deep clean is the reset. Keeping it clean is about small daily habits. Wipe the hob after cooking. Clean spills immediately. Empty the bin before it overflows. Do a quick counter wipe every evening.
Spend ten minutes every Sunday doing a mini-clean: wipe surfaces, clean the sink, check the fridge for anything going off. Ten minutes a week prevents the need for another two-hour blitz.
The Honest Bit
A deep clean feels overwhelming before you start and satisfying after you finish. The secret is having a plan and working through it systematically instead of randomly scrubbing whatever catches your eye. Two hours, a good playlist, and some decent cleaning products — that's all it takes to turn a kitchen you're embarrassed by into one you're proud of. Now go make a cup of tea in your sparkling clean kitchen. You've earned it.
Need a cleaning plan for the rest of the house? Ask Neady.
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